CCTT Predicts QB Statistics

30 08 2010

We’re back with some more predictions for the upcoming NFL season. The four quarterbacks below are in for an interesting year.

Jake Delhomme

1024 – Birthdays ruined by Delhome red zone interceptions

750 – Bad puns made by Cleveland fans using ‘Delhomme’ and ‘go home.’

1 – Local restaurant commercial offer

1 – Revoked local restaurant commercial offer after season opener.

0 – Children named Jake in Cleveland this fall

Donovan McNabb

20,454 – references to McNabb being a good guy and a good teammate

5 – Bad jokes made by President Obama concerning McNabb’s poor performances.

22 – Times McNabb gets question regarding ‘If he’d ever consider playing with T.O. again.’

515- Racist thoughts by fans after good McNabb performances

300,214 – Racist thoughts by fans after poor McNabb performances

Matt Leinart

2015 – Illegal Immigrant families that leave Arizona on their own because of Leinart’s shitty play

55 – Girls that hook up with Leinart because he’s a NFL Starting QB

55 – Girls that hook up with Leinart because he’s a NFL Back Up QB

4 – Times Leinart promises himself he’s going to make it to church so he can get a ‘Kurt Warner vibe’ going

.15 – Leinart’s BAC after getting pulled over on way to a Wednesday night church service

Brett Favre

522 – Times Favre’s ‘gritty’ nature is mentioned during this season’s games

2393 – Times Favre is referred to as a ‘Gun Slinger’ this season

5321 – Times Favre is said to be, “Just a kid out there!”

6023 – Cock picks Favre sends to female acquaintances

0 – Post-season wins for Favre and the Vikings

We hope you all wait on the edge of your seats for these predictions to come to fruition. And we’ve attached Jake Delhome’s Bojangles commercial for your viewing pleasure.

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