Jenkem! Back In Black!

31 08 2010

We may all remember the travesty to society that is jenkem. A drug that has ravaged the poor lands of this fair globe. Jenkem is a drug that’s created by fermenting your own waste in a two-liter bottle of cola, sans cola – and it’s BACK! Local police are now saying that jenkem fueled by a diet of Guinness and coffee is producing the most potent “butt-sludge” this side of the Mississippi.

“If and when, and I do mean when, the American public finds out about this “jen-kem,” you mark my words – it will be the end of this great land. Men will find no need to leave their homes… their cars… their cardboard boxes.”

J. Edgar Hoover


WHEN SHIT GETS SERIOUS, COPS SEND BULLETINS:

THE GUY WHO MADE THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS, HE ALSO MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY DONE JENKEM:

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