Women’s College Basketball Player Admits to Accepting Chili’s Gift Certifiacate

8 11 2010

Berkeley, CA

At a tearful press conference, Shannon Billton of the University of California Lady Golden Bears admitted accepting a twenty-five dollar gift card to Chili’s restaurant from an unnamed Cal official. Bilton, a rising sophomore, said, “The gift card ensured that I’d attend the University of California on a partial athletic scholarship.” She then broke down into further tears when she told the media that her family decided to stop at the closest Chili’s on their way back to Oakland. “The Chili’s was only a couple miles from campus and the gift certificate only covered my brothers Chicken Crispers and my Dad’s two Budweisers,” said Bilton. It is still unclear whether she will be eligible for the upcoming season or what sanctions Cal may face, but the NCAA has said that they’ll send a couple interns out there in a month or so if they remember. Cal’s coach, Joanne Boyle, has yet to be reached because no one knows her phone number or the location of her office.


If only this was true






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